Return of the Brunch of Disgustingness

'''The remaining nine contestants are ecstatic when Chris returns to host the show. One contestant is still depressed at the lost of his best friend. The contestants compete in a classic challenge, where that same contestant refuses to eat a certain dish. One contestant convinces his teammate to vote off the rogue teammate. '''



Plot
"Last time on Total Drama: Battle of the Sexes, my replacement, Mrs. Crabsmith, sent the remaining nine competitors on three trials that tested their strength. But before they could preform their final challenge, Crabsmith ate Huck's duck friend,Mr. Plume-Butt. He went ballistic and attacked the host, winning the challenge. That same day, Alexis was eliminated when Rosalie and Romulus hatched a plan to convince everyone to think she was a liar and not to be trusted! And now we're down to the final eight! Today, the contestants are in for a heaping helping of drama!"

The sun had just begun to rise.

The contestants were all sleeping soundly.

The birds were tweeting happily.

And this is when Chris stepped onto the beach, holding an airhorn.

He pushed the button and it went off.

The contestants all woke up with a fright.

They ran out of their shelters and were expecting Mrs. Crabsmith.

What they saw was Chris McLean.

They all cheered and flocked him.

Chris was taken back by this and began to run.

Josiah tackled him down a big hug.

"Chris! We've missed you!" Rosalie cried.

"Never leave us again!" Corey agreed.

"Alright, alright." Chris said.

Josiah didn't let go.

"Get off me, you're creating wrinkles in my shirt!" Chris shouted.

"Oh! Sorry!" Josiah said, getting up.

Chris got up and dusted himself off.

"Ahem." Chris said, clearing his throat. "Contestants. Please meet me in the arena in ten."

That was all he said.

He then turned and walked into the forest, two interns following him.

"Well, that was anti-climactic." Romulus said simply.

"I bet he's going to merge us." Feline said.

"Huh?" Rose asked.

"Well think about it. There are only eight people left. It has to come soon." Feline said.

"I guess." Huck said, shrugging.

"And now would be the perfect time to do it. Eight is an equal number, and there's an equal number of boys and girls." Romulus said.

Corey shrugged.

The contestants began to walk off.

Corey began to walk into the forest.

Rose walked up to him, tapping him on the shoulder.

Corey turned and saw Rose.

"Oh hi!" Corey said, kindly.

"What going on?" Rose asked.

"Nothing much!" Corey said.

At this point, they caught up to Huck.

"Hey, Huck. How are you holding up?" Rose asked.

"I've gotten better, I guess." Huck sighed.

"Hang in there, buddy." Corey said, "It can only get better from here!"

They continued to walk.

A few feet behind them, Romulus and Rosalie walked together.

"I love you." Romulus cooed.

"Oh, I love you too!" Rosalie giggled.

Josiah and Jennifer passed them, smiling.

The Dangerous Duo waited until the couple passed them to drop the act.

"There are two very dangerous groups that can spell disaster if left unchecked." Romulus said.

"The Huck, Corey, and Rose Dream Team?" Rosalie asked, "And who else? Jennifer and Josiah?"

"Exactly." Romulus said.

"Well, Jennifer and Josiah shouldn't be a problem. They're too oblivious and nice to be a real threat."

"I guess." Romulus said, "But Rose is smart. She might catch on."

"And Corey is a well-liked person here." Rosalie said.

"But Rose is perfect at like, everything." Romulus said.

"But people would gladly take Corey to the finale over anyone else." Rosalie commented.

"Why are you trying to weaken my team?" Rosalie and Romulus said in unison.

Romulus took a deep breath. "Alright. Why not Huck? He's useless at everything."

"Talk later. Kiss now." Rosalie said, grabbing Romulus and bringing him into a kiss.

Feline passed the duo, smiling.

Rosalie and Romulus separated.

Romulus gagged, "Too much tongue. I'm not a lollipop, ya know."

"Shut up." Rosalie growled.

The eight contestants reached the arena in ten minutes.

There they saw two tables, four seats at each, and dozens of platters of food.

"What is this stuff?" Jennifer asked, excited.

"This is your challenge!" Chris said.

"Seeing who can eat the most? That I can do!" Josiah cheered.

"Here's your challenge," Chris began. "There will be ten rounds, and ten meals. Your job is a pretty difficult one. You have to scarf down the entire meal, and make sure that your teammates do too! Whichever team finishes the meal first as a group, without puking it up immediately, wins that round!"

"An eating challenge? Not too hard." Feline said, "What are we going to be eating? Lasagna or something?"

"Nope! We're eating some special meals!" Chris said.

"Like what?" Huck asked.

"Stuff like leftovers from Season One, Green turkey, and even Quiche made out of rotten goat's cheese!" Chris laughed.

"That's disgusting!" Rosalie gagged.

"Think of it as the Brunch of Disgustingness 2.0!" Chris laughed.

"That's so mean!" Jennifer said.

"Now I'm starting to miss Mrs. Crabsmith!" Romulus said.

"At least she didn't try to give us food poisoning!" Feline cried.

"Get ready for course one! It'll be super yummy!" Chris laughed.

'''Rose Confessional: Isn't there like, Union Rules against this? We could get extremely sick!'''

'''Romulus Confessional: I can't do this! I have a weak stomach! I'll puke before it even gets in my mouth!'''

'''Rosalie Confessional: I cannot stand the sight of barf. We are so going to lose!'''

The girls sat at their table looking at the platters.

"I'm sorry, I can't do this." Rosalie cringed.

"As if! You're eating." Feline said, simply.

Rosalie growled.

"I mean, how bad can it be, right?" Corey asked.

"I can do this. I can do this." Romulus repeated to himself.

Chef smiled, "I've been working on this meal for sometime."

He, along with a few interns, removed the lids of the platters.

And there sat the most revolting sight in history.

The leftovers from season one's cooking challenge, left to fester over the course of around four years.

"Oh god." Josiah said, gagging.

"It even smells rank." Jennifer cried.

Romulus gagged.

"Good thing we're doing this early in the morning!" Chris laughed, "It'll be like breakfast! Well what are you waiting for? Dig in!"

Feline grabbed a fork and stuck it in the strange, green food.

She then stuffed it in her mouth.

Rosalie cringed.

Feline chewed slowly.

"Blech..." She said, chewing slowly.

Rose hesitated, before stuffing a forkful of food into her mouth.

She chewed slowly, maintaining her composure.

"Oh god." Jennifer said.

Meanwhile, the guys where having their own problems.

Corey and Josiah were eating their food in tortured agony.

Huck was eating his food like nothing was wrong.

"This is delish!" Huck said.

"How are you enjoying this?" Josiah asked, completely confused.

"It's not that bad if you don't think about it." Huck said.

Corey tilted his head to the side.

"Don't think about it?" He asked himself.

Corey Confessional: I knew it was a long shot, but I was already eating the stuff anyway, right?

Corey was absent-mindedly stuffing food in mouth.

He wasn't tasting it.

"How are you doing that?" Josiah asked.

"Just don't think about it!" Corey said.

Josiah took his shaky hand and grabbed a forkful of quiche.

Romulus was trying to maintain his cool.

How was he going to eat this stuff.

"Alright." Romulus said.

He put a forkful in his mouth.

His eyes widened and his face contorted.

'''Romulus Confessional: I had to keep telling myself to chew. It was... It was horrible.'''

Ten minutes of agony later, both teams only had one competitor left to eat the quiche.

"One bite more!" Feline said, cheering on Jennifer.

"Come on, Romulus! You can do it! Just one more bite!" Josiah said.

Jennifer and Romulus looked at the final bite in terror.

It was taunting them.

Jennifer looked at the piece of quiche.

Romulus took a shaky breath.

They both shoved the quiche in their mouth at the same time.

They both chewed.

Jennifer swallowed first.

"The girls win the first round!" Chris announced. "Time for meal number two!"

"Oh great." Romulus said sarcastically.

The interns took away the platters and brought back eight more.

They unveiled them to reveal some kind of slimy meat.

"Pig Buttocks covered in old syrup! Delicious!" Chris said.

"I think I'm gonna hurl." Josiah moaned.

"Don't you dare!" Rosalie shouted.

Huck shrugged and shoved a forkful in his mouth.

"Mhmm." He moaned.

"How are you enjoying this, you sicko?!" Feline asked.

Corey followed suit.

Feline began to slowly stuff her face.

Rose wasn't having any troubles in eating.

Jennifer and Rosalie were having problems, along with Josiah and Romulus.

"I don't see how I'm supposed to eat this stuff. It tastes like-" Josiah began.

"Butt." Romulus, Jennifer, and Rosalie said in unison.

"Literally." Rose sighed.

Huck finished, "Yay!"

Feline held up her plate.

"Yes!" Feline cheered.

Corey and Rose followed suit.

"I'm done!" Corey cheered.

"Finally!" Rose sighed.

Rosalie chewed, trying not to think about it.

"No, no okay! I can't do it!" Jennifer sighed.

"Do it!" Feline said.

"I can't!" Jennifer cried.

Romulus chewed the last bite.

"The guys win!" Chris announced.

The boys cheered.

The girls sighed.

'''Jennifer Confessional: I know I let my team down. I hope they're not mad at me...'''

Rosalie Confessional: I am so mad at her!

"Course number three!" Chris said, "And this one is very special."

"How much more are you going to put us through?" Romulus asked.

"However much it takes for you guys to puke!" Chris said.

"Don't say that word!" All eight contestants said.

"Seriously." Huck moaned.

"Slices of that giant pancake from season five. All soaked with lake water." Chris said, "Tasty!"

"Pancakes? Not too bad." Feline said.

Rose put a slice in her mouth, "A little soggy, but not too bad."

Jennifer was chewing until he felt something on her tongue.

"What is that?" She asked, looking down.

That's when she saw the leech.

She screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Ew!" Rose said, pulling a fish out from between the pancakes.

"This is gross." Josiah said, holding up an octopus.

Romulus lifted his pancake to see a hoard of fish eggs.

He threw up right away.

Rosalie's eye twitched and she screamed at the sight of the puke.

"The guys automatically lose this round! If the girls can finish, they win! If they can't, they lose this round too!" Chris said.

"Way to go, dude! You just cost us the round!" Josiah said.

"No one's perfect!" Romulus said, trying to maintain his composure.

'''Romulus Confessional: So what? I cost us the round, big whoop. Sure, it'll make it a bit difficult to eliminate Huck with a loss on my shoulders, but we still have seven more rounds. No one's perfect. Not even a master strategist like myself.'''

Rose was chewing.

She swallowed and smiled.

Rosalie finished, the color drained from her face.

"The girls win!" Chris announced, "Two rounds to the girls, one to guys! Anyone can win at this point!"

The contestants sat around, clearly annoyed.

"Alright, time for course number four!" Chris said.

"Which is?" Rose asked.

"Stew!" Chris said, "Made with old banana peels, toe nail clippings, and fish heads!"

"Are you seriously just digging in the garbage at this point?" Josiah asked, outraged.

"Pretty much." Chris said.

"That's disgustin'." Rosalie muttered.

"Enjoy!" Chris cooed.

"Well, no time for tasting." Feline said, drinking the stew as if it were nothing.

Once she downed it, she twitched.

She coughed as well, a fish head coming out of her mouth.

"Ew." Rose said, leaning away.

Huck finished his soup.

"This challenge is just a breeze for you isn't it?" Romulus asked, his voice shaky.

"Dude, are you crying?" Josiah asked.

"No." Romulus said.

Romulus Confessional: Yes.

Corey downed his soup.

"Done!" He said.

Rose took a deep, shaky breath.

"Here goes nothing..." She said.

She poured the bowl into her mouth.

Then she felt a fish-head in her mouth.

She spit it all out in a spit-take.

It sprayed Chris.

"Ew." Chris said, "If the guys can swallow their stew, they win."

"But I didn't throw it up!" Rose said.

"But there's nothing left for you to eat is there?" Chris asked.

Rose sighed.

Josiah downed his bowl.

"O-okay." Romulus said.

He fished out the fish head and dumped the bowl into his mouth.

He swallowed.

"The guys win!" Chris announced.

"Yes!" Corey cheered.

"Chris? How long did you say we had to wait before we could barf without losing the challenge?" Romulus asked.

"Ten seconds! And it's been eleven!" Chris said.

Romulus promptly threw up.

Rosalie's eye twitched and she threw up too.

Chris gagged.

Josiah looked at Romulus' throw up and puked.

The puke projectiled into Jennifer's face.

Jennifer screamed.

"Sorry, babe!" Josiah moaned.

Jennifer Confessional: *Long scream*

Chris Confessional: Puke fests are always great for ratings!

"Alright... course five." Chris shuttered.

"Can we please take a break?" Rose asked.

"No breaks!" Chef shouted from far away.

"Ugh." Jennifer cried, "Can I at least wipe the puke from my face?"

Chris rolled his eyes, "Fine."

Jennifer got up and ran off.

"The rest of you! Time for pizza!" Chris said.

"Oh! I love pizza!" Huck said.

"Good!" Chris said.

Chef ran on, "I made this special for you maggots."

"This can't be good." Feline muttered.

At this time, Jennifer returned, puke free.

The interns brought in two platters.

They uncovered it to reveal an eight sliced pizza.

It was horrifying.

Dirty socks, rat droppings, and the occasional loose eyeball.

Rose gagged.

"That is so gross!" Josiah cried.

"Sucks to be you guys!" Chris laughed.

Two interns brought in a platter of lobster.

Chris grabbed one.

"You're having a snack while you're watching this?!" Rosalie asked.

"It's brunch time. Duh." Chris said.

Rosalie rolled her eyes.

"What are you waiting for? Eat!" Chris announced. "All of you must have once slice!"

"I can't eat this!" Jennifer said.

"It's just once slice! Suck it up!" Feline said.

"Don't think about it!" Huck shouted to Jennifer.

"Don't help her!" Romulus said, "She's on the other team!"

Huck downed the pizza slice.

Jennifer down hers next.

"Hey! I did it!" Jennifer cheered.

Rose finished, "Yes!"

Josiah finished next, "Woo-hoo!"

It all rode on Romulus and Corey and Rosalie and Feline.

Feline chewed.

"Yes!" Feline cheered, downing the pizza.

Corey finished his slice.

"Finally!" Corey sighed.

Rosalie and Romulus continued to chew.

Romulus downed his first.

"Yes! Finally!" Romulus cheered.

"The guys win! Again!" Chris cheered. "Three rounds to the guys, two to the girls! Still anyone's game!"

Four courses later, the contestants were sick and exhausted.

"We're down to the ninth course! The guys have four and the girls have three!" Chris said.

"What's next?" Rosalie moaned.

"A little course I like to call dropping puree!" Chris said.

Eight interns provided eight large jugs of some kind of dark brown liquid.

"Rat, Moose, Bunny, and Bear! Enjoy!" Chris said.

"That's just sick, McLean." Feline shuddered.

"Please tell this is just like- Chocolate." Romulus said.

"No... but you just gave me an idea!" Josiah said.

"Well, since Huck's plan of not thinking about kind of worked." Josiah said, "Why not think of it as Chocolate?"

"Good idea, buddy!" Corey said.

"Let's try it!" Huck agreed.

"It really worked!" Feline said, "Thanks for the help, Joe!"

'''Josiah Confessional: Next time, don't say your ideas out loud. Lesson learned.'''

Corey downed his puree.

As did Romulus.

"Not the last one! Finally!" Romulus said.

Rosalie downed hers.

Rose and Josiah finished theirs at the same time.

Huck finished his, but not before Jennifer finished hers.

"The girls win!" Chris said.

The girls cheered.

The boys moaned.

"Time for the final course! And it's a good one!" Chris siad.

"What is it?" Corey asked.

"A special course! Duck A L'orange!" Chris said. "But instead of L'orange, it'll be mud. And this isn't just an ordinary duck! One of these is a duck you know very well! Mr. Plume-Butt!"

"What?" Huck asked.

"But that's impossible. Crabsmith ate that duck last week." Romulus said.

"No she didn't! The interns gave her a random duck because they felt it was inhumane for her to crush Huck's feelings like that! They hid the duck and we were planning on giving it back... but this just felt more right!" Chris said, "The duck that Huck has to eat is his precious friend!"

"No way! I am not doing that!" Huck said.

"Just eat it! It's already dead, dude!" Romulus said.

"I have to agree with Romulus. Eat it!" Josiah said.

"No! No way am I eating this!" Huck said. "I refuse!"

"I guess that the guys forfeit due to Huck not eating." Chris said, "Now all the girls have to do is-"

"Done!" Feline cheered.

"Finished!" Rose said.

"Finitto!" Jennifer sang.

"All done!" Rosalie chirped.

"The girls win the game!" Chris cheered.

The girls cheered.

The girls growled.

That afternoon, Josiah, Romulus, and Corey sat in the shelter.

"I say that we eliminate Huck." Romulus said.

"What? Why?" Corey asked.

"He cost us the last round!" Romulus said.

"Well you cost us one too." Corey said.

"He has a point there." Josiah said.

"But I finished the last one, which counts. He outright refused! He's weak. He's never actually won us a challenge." Romulus said.

"That's a lie. He won the last challenge by defeating Mrs. Crabsmith." Corey said, "What was the last challenge you won for us, Romulus?" Corey asked.

Romulus narrowed his eyes.

"He's not mentally sane." Romulus said, "He's dead weight."

"No he isn't!" Corey said.

"He isn't the easiest to work with..." Josiah said, hesitant to agree with Romulus.

"Do whatever you want!" Corey said, "I don't care!"

With that, he left the shelter.

'''Romulus Confessional: I am usually great at convincing people to eliminate others... somehow, I couldn't convince Corey. I can usually convince anyone about anything! That could prove to be a problem in the future.'''

'''Corey Confessional: I'm sorry if I don't want to eliminate my best friend. Is that so wrong of me?'''

Later that night, the four boys sat around the bonfire.

"This is the elimination ceremony." Chris explained, "Your safety is represented by these marshmallows. There are three of them. There are four of you. Whoever doesn't receive a marshmallow must immediately board the Helicopter of Losers and head back to the mainland, one million dollars short. The first one to receive a marshmallow is Corey."

Corey smiled and grabbed his marshmallow.

"Josiah." Chris announced.

"Oh yeah!" Josiah said, running to grab his marshmallow.

"Romulus. Huck. This is the final marshmallow. Let's review why you're here." Chris said, "Romulus, you're on the chopping block because you refused to eat a meal, losing a round for your team. Huck, you did the same thing, except for the fact that it was the last round of the game."

Romulus' arms were crossed.

Huck's head was hung.

"The last marshmallow goes to..." Chris said.

Josiah and Corey were on the edge of their seats.

"Romulus." Chris said.

Romulus smiled and grabbed his marshmallow.

"How is that possible?" Corey asked, "It should have been a tie! I demand a recount!" Corey said.

"Not a mistake! Huck voted for himself." Chris explained.

"What?" Corey asked, "Huck? Why would you do that?"

Huck sighed, "This experience was fun. But it isn't good for me. I mean, it's been destroying everything I believed to be true. And it also took away my best friend ever. I can't help in challenges anymore. I'm just a burden."

"Huck, you aren't a burden! You're my best friend!"

The helicopter flew overhead.

Huck sighed and jumped on.

The helicopter flew off.

"The rest of you can go to your shelter." Chris said.

Josiah and Romulus walked off, with Corey trudging after them.

"That concludes another episode of Total Drama: Battle of the Sexes! Come back for more drama and suspense on the next installment of your favorite reality show!" Chris said.

Trivia

 * This episode marks the first time someone eliminated themselves.
 * The second time being in Maze of Our Lives!, where Rose self-eliminates.