Blasts From the Past!

'''The ten eliminated contestants are shown on the Isle de Losers, where they state their opinion on the final four. The last four contestants eliminated are given the chance to vote someone out of the game. One ex-contestant manages to trick the others into voting out a quarter-finalist so that her former partner can make it to the final three.'''



Plot
"Last time on Total Drama: Battle of the Sexes, the final five competed in a sudden-death maze challenge! The concept was simple: three sections, each presenting a new danger! Part one was where the contestants were given the task to escape wild animals and dangerous trap! One of these traps led to Jennifer's impromptu haircut! Section two's task was to find standees of their eliminated friends in order, or be sent back to the beginning. Section three was where they had to face their enemies! In the end, Jennifer won the challenge and Rose self-eliminated, fed up with always living up to expectations! We're winding down to the end here! Four contestants left! Not counting this one, two episodes remaining! Who knows where it can go from here?!"

"Hello viewers!" Chris announced. "For the last sixteen weeks, you've been watching fourteen teenagers battle it out for one million dollars!"

He walked down the beach.

Romulus and Dutch were bickering.

Corey and Jennifer were swimming.

"Well, it's down to the final four! But at this point, you may be wondering, what happened to all of the eliminated losers? What are they doing now? How do they feel about the final four? Who do they think will win? Well, let's take a small trip, where all of these questions will be answered!" Chris said.

The host jumped onto a jet-ski.

He started it up and rode off.

Twenty minutes later, the jet-ski docked.

"Today's focus obviously won't be on the final four." Chris said, "We're here at the Isle De Losers, where the eliminated contestants spend their days in splendor and luxury!"

A huge mansion was on the island.

Laughing and music was heard.

Behind the mansion, was a pool.

A gigantic pool, surrounded by luxury pool chairs and a small juice bar just outside of it.

At this juice bar sat Kennedy and Titus.

"I just don't see why they don't have Strawberry-Lemonade." Kennedy said, "It's like- my favorite drink of all time!"

"When we get out here, I'll buy you all the strawberry-lemonade you want." Titus cooed.

"Oh yeah?" Kennedy asked.

"Yeah." Titus laughed.

The two began to kiss.

"Ugh." Alexis said, "Spare us the mushy gushy romance, please!"

Feline laughed.

"It's so much better being here then that stupid island." Feline said.

"You said it, sister." Alexis said, "Now that Romulus was exposed, we can finally be friends again."

"Woo-hoo!" Feline cheered.

The two had their feet in the pool, sipping alcohol-free Pina Coladas.

"This is the life!" Josiah bellowed, laughing as he swam over to Huck and Rose.

Rose smiled.

She moved the hair out of her face.

"I've only been here a week and I can't get enough!" Rose laughed.

"Too bad you couldn't have come by sooner! We had a festival for the Fourth of July!" Huck said, "It was amazing!"

"Want to know what we did for Fourth of July?" Josiah asked.

"We ate wild berries and fish." Rose said, "That was it."

A ways over sat Rosalie.

She was in her bathing suit, soaking in the sun's rays.

She refused to talk to anyone.

"What? These people hate me; not my fault I wanted to make it far!" Rosalie said, "Oh, waiter! Another smoothie, if you please!"

The waiter came by will a tall glass of banana smoothie.

"Who am I rooting for? Romulus, of course!" Rosalie said, "I mean sure, he double-crossed me. But I was going to do the same to him; he just did it before I could. He deserves the money more then anyone else... You know, because he actually played the game."

Rosalie looked at the camera.

"What do I think of the final four? Well, I think I should obviously be in it. But the only one who deserves it is Romulus. Jennifer seriously rode on Josiah's coattails all season. Corey didn't do a thing, and Dutch was eliminated third. He made it that far because he came back." Rosalie scoffed.

"It's clear that either Jennifer or Corey should win at this point. I mean, they're the only good guys left!" Alexis said.

"I love them- but who said that being a good guy means winning? Shouldn't it be who played the game the best? And I think between the two that Jennifer should win. She won two challenges." Feline said.

"Yeah- both times with the help of other people." Alexis pointed out. "She didn't do anything by herself. Corey might not have won things, but at least he was independent."

"So? What good is independence when you don't win challenges? This is a game!" Feline pointed out.

Alexis rolled her eyes.

"What do I think about the final four?" Feline asked, "Well I like Corey and Jennifer. I just can't believe that Rose was eliminated!"

"I know! I thought for sure she would be in the final three, at least!" Alexis said.

"That's the weird part!" Feline agreed.

Jacob was lounging on a pool chair in his swim-trunks.

"I think, personally, that Corey should win. He was real nice and funny." Jacob said, simple and to the point. "And after all, he seems to be the one that deserves it the most."

Jacob sipped the drink in his hand.

The sun reflected off his sunglasses.

"What do I think of the final four? I don't really have an opinion on Jennifer, but I think Corey is the one that deserves it the most. Dutch was a total jerk. Romulus was using us all by pretending to be really nice." Jacob explained.

Cherry was casually sitting at the juice bar, reading a book.

"Huh?" Cherry asked turning, "What do I feel about the final four?"

The camera moved up and down.

Cherry closed her book.

"Well." Cherry said, "I think that Romulus shouldn't be there. He's a backstabber and a manipulator. He manipulated us all and we all thought he was our friend. He was just using us to get ahead."

She rolled her eyes.

"The only one who deserves to be there is Jennifer. She's sweet, kind, and loyal."

She looked at the camera.

"I think that Jennifer should win. She has all the qualities of a good winner!"

Titus and Kennedy sat together, making out.

The camera man cleared his throat.

"Oh! Sorry!" Kennedy giggled, "What do I think of the final four?"

Kennedy pondered a bit.

"Well- I think that the general consensus is that Jennifer and Corey are the best candidates." Titus said.

"Huh?" Kennedy asked, "Anyway, I'm pretty sure that everyone agree-zles that Jen and Corey are the best options to win!"

"... That's what I just said." Titus laughed.

"Then why didn't you just say it without using all those fancy-pants words?" Kennedy laughed.

"And I think that Dutch is a total jerk. He was only here for four weeks and he managed to break almost all the doors by slamming them too hard." Kennedy said.

Titus sighed.

"Romulus doesn't even deserve to be in the final four. He should have been taken out of the game along time ago. It's only luck that he's made it this far." Titus explained.

Kennedy nodded.

"Let's make out!" Titus said.

"Okay!" Kennedy chirped.

"Corey or Jennifer should win. I'm happy with whoever!" Rose said, "But I'd really want Corey to win."

"I agree! Corey winning would be great!" Huck said, clapping.

"But Jennifer winning would be even better!" Josiah said.

Rose and Huck shrugged.

"What I wouldn't be able to stand is Dutch or Romulus winning." Rose scoffed.

"Ugh- I would die." Huck said.

"They shouldn't even have made it as far as they did. It was all by chance." Josiah said.

"Seriously." Rose agreed.

Later that day, the ten eliminated contestants sat around the pool.

The first six eliminated sat on the floor.

The last four eliminated sat in chairs.

"What's this about?" Alexis asked.

Just as she asked, a puff of smoke appeared in the center of the mass of eliminated contestants.

"Whoa!"

"What the-"

"How did you just do that-"

"I can't breathe!"

"Relax!" Chris laughed. "I'm here for a reason!"

"Wait!" Rose said, "If you're here, who's watching the others on the island.."

Chris pondered for a minute.

"I mean, how much trouble can they get into?" Chris asked.

Romulus and Dutch were fighting with each other.

"Stop with the punching in the face!" Romulus shouted, elbowing Dutch in the groin.

Jennifer was somehow attacked by a rogue jellyfish.

"Agh! Get it off me!" Jennifer cried, just before it stung her.

Corey had somehow passed out on the beach.

"Ugh..." He moaned.

"Anyway, I need the four of your for something very important." Chris said.

"Why just us?" Feline asked.

"Because, you made it to the merge! You're all pretty important." Chris said, "Besides not being in the final four."

Rose rolled her eyes.

"What do you want?" Feline asked.

"I need you guys for something very important." Chris said.

"We've covered this." Josiah said, "But what is it?"

"You get to choose who goes next!" Chris said, "Your other contestants can help you decide, but in the end you cast the vote!"

Rosalie smirked.

She stood up, "Dutch."

A bell went off.

"Romulus." Rose said, simply.

A bell went off.

The other contestants gasped.

Rosalie pondered for a bit.

She knew if she didn't have a say in it, Romulus would go home.

She then thought of a devious idea.

"But Dutch has been a total jerk to us all." Rosalie said, "My guy was just playing a game."

"Sure he was playing a game, but Dutch didn't back stab everyone." Josiah pointed out, "He was just a jerk."

A bell went off.

"Wait, what?!" Josiah asked.

"And Dutch never lied to people's faces." Feline said.

"Wow! The majority of you voted for Dutch?!" Chris asked.

"What? No! I'm voting for Romulus!" Feline said.

"But you said Dutch's name. That counts as a vote!" Chris laughed, "Rosalie tricked you all!"

Rosalie smirked.

"But we didn't even know! That can't count!" Josiah said.

"Oh! But it does! Rosalie tricked you all into taking Romulus into the final three!" Chris laughed.

Rosalie smirked, "Sorry, y'all."

"I knew there was a reason we picked you!" Chris laughed.

"This is total bull!"

"Totally unfair!"

"I don't want him here!"

"He punched my watermelon!"

All the contestants turned to look at Huck.

"What?" Huck asked, "He did!"

Back on the island, Dutch was being herded onto the helicopter.

"Wait! What?! How am I eliminated?! We didn't even compete in a challenge!" Dutch shouted, outraged.

"The outed contestants votes- and you were finally popular for a change!" Chris laughed.

"This is so unfair!" Dutch said.

Corey and Jennifer cheered.

Romulus smirked.

Another threat down.

And he didn't even have to do anything this time.

"Congrats! You're all in the final three!" Chris said as she loaded the helicopter after Dutch, "I'll be right back."

Corey and Jennifer cheered again.

Romulus continued to smirk.

Back at the Isla de Losers, Huck was escorted to the pool.

"Nice. Real nice." Dutch said, rolling his eyes.

The contestants cheered.

"Now only one bad guy against two good guys!" Kennedy cheered.

"But the bad guy is the worst bad guy in Total Drama History." Jacob pointed out.

"Oh yeah." Alexis sighed, "They're totally screwed."

"They're totally going to be manipulated." Josiah agreed.

"All the better TV to watch!" Chris laughed. "Come back next time when the final three compete in the pen-ultimate challenge! Who will be sent home next and which two lucky contestants will reach the finale? Find out on Total Drama: Battle of the Sexes!"